Today, something a bit different. To win a point: What is a Neti-Pot? Anyone… anyone? Enjoy my crack at poetry.
Don’t let this happen to you:
You can’t stop from… from… ”ah-choo!”
So you think,
what better way,
to flush the blues away,
then with water that comes from your sink.
But that’s not the end of it all,
for in the water are things that can crawl
up your nose
to your brain
and soon all life it will drain.
It starts with a headache and fever,
and progresses until you have seizures
Hallucinations in bed,
and there are no meds
and in one to twelve days, you’ll be dead.
To win a point: What is a Neti-Pot?
The previous Death By … story is based on:The Boston Molasses flood was a disaster of epic proportions, producing a 15 foot high wave of sticky, viscous fluid moving twice as fast as a man could run. 21 people were drowned or crushed by the wave. A molasses tank exploded and the resulting flood killed 21 people and injured another 150. It also destroyed a number of houses and drowned many horses. A large molasses storage tank burst, and a wave of molasses rushed through the streets at an estimated 35 mph.