Who or what event is portrayed in this story?
“You will owe me your life if you eat all the food on the table,” said the ambassador.
Julien only laughed. “I only have today, my Lord.” He ignored the others at the table who watched him eat. They could say what they wanted behind his back, laughed if they desired. Jealousy, all jealousy.
“Who does he think he is? He is the laughing stock of all great thinkers.” said one.
“True,” said another. “He may act merry, but he is a very bad author. By not reading his books, one can be very content.”
So Julien ate and ate, because he deserved it. He ate himself into indigestion, then delirium, then death.
Who or what event is portrayed in this story?
The previous Death By … story is based on:
A 51-year-old woman from DeSoto Parish and a 20-year-old man from St. Bernard Parish, a suburb of New Orleans, died after using Neti pots containing tap water to flush their sinuses. Both became infected with Naegleria fowleri, a parasite known as the brain-eating amoeba.
Naegleria fowleri enters the body through the nose to cause a brain infection with symptoms similar to those of bacterial meningitis. Headache, fever, nausea and stiff neck swiftly give way to confusion, loss of balance, seizures and hallucinations. And if left untreated, the infection can cause death within one to 12 days.

Congrats Laura, Bev Hankins, jtwebster, Kittie Howard, and Sarah Pearson! Another point each.
ReplyDeleteLaura - 12 points
JTWebster - 5 points
Bev Hankins - 4 points
Sarah Pearson - 3 points
Old Kitty - 3 points
Glynis - 2 points
Jan Morrison- 2 points
Cherie - 2 points
Suze - 2 points
Nicki Elson - 2 point
Angela Brown - 2 point
Denise Covey - 2 point
Lynda R Young - 2 point
Jayne Robin Brown - 1 point
Youngman - 1 point
Sia McKye - 1 point
Alex Cavanaugh- 1 point
Connie Keller - 1 point
Pat Newcombe - 1 point
Susan Roebuck - 1 point
JC Martin - 1 point
Talli Roland - 1 points
Golden Eagle - 1 point
Cathy Olliffe-Webster - 1 point
Kittie Howard - 1 point
Heather Gardner - 1 point
Richard - 1 point
Journaling woman - 1 point
Christie Wright Wild - 1 point
Gossip Girl - 1 point
Lydia Kang - 1 point
Danielle B - 1 point
Jaye Robin Brown - 1 point
Michael Offutt - 1 point
Jemi Fraser - 1 point
Carol Fleisher - 1 point
Chuck - 1 point
Maggie McGee - 1 point
DL Hammons - 1 point
Let me know if these tallies are off.
And just a hint: Not all names used in the stories will be the right name. Sometimes if I use the right name, it'll be too easy. I can't make it that easy, can I?
Yesterday's death sounds really gruesome.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I meant to say above, almost everyone got a point. Not just the five I listed above.
ReplyDeleteMake sure your tallies are correct because the first five automatically win amazon gift cards.
If there is a tie for the fifth or fourth spot, I think I'll do a draw for the last name or something.
Poor Julien!!! Death by forced feeding? Good grief! Did he write something so bad to merit such a thing? LOL!
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Hi Clarissa .. sound extremely selfish and gruesome .. very strange .. oh and I'm obviously hopeless - as I have zero points and still do. Congratulations to the many that done so well ..
ReplyDeleteDeath by not thinking over here ... looks to be my cause! Cheers Clarissa .. I'm working my way back through the posts - Hilary
This is quite a strange one! You did a great job with the story :D
ReplyDeleteNot sure on this one. I think it would be a horrible way to go though.
ReplyDeleteI had to Google this one: Julien Offray. He overate at a feast that was given for him. I think he took the partying a little too far, yeesh!
ReplyDeleteYour stories are great, Clarissa. You should write them into a book of stories or something.
Clarissa - I agree with Laura; you really should compile these into a short story collection. About this one.... it's giving me a lot of motivation to stay on my diet!
ReplyDeleteDeath by overeating? That is terrible. Know when to say when.
ReplyDeleteI didn't even know a contest was going on. I was going to guess that "Julian" was a goose whose liver was being made into pate, but turns out it was a real person.
ReplyDeleteThat's me -- always confusing real people with geese. Caused quite a bit of confusion at my wedding.
OMG, from Louisiana! Yipes! Now, I've heard about today's challenge but can't pull up a name. Drats!
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of the Life of Brian skit where the guy at a restaurant eats a mint and explodes. That's Monty Python if you don't recall where it came from. You can view it on the internet.
ReplyDeleteNever a dull moment on your blog!
ReplyDeleteThat is a horrible way to die. Wait, the Neti-pot is worse.
ReplyDeleteooohhh! I got a point!
HMG
Heather
I meant to add this to my last post...here is the link for the spatzle recipe: http://www.quick-german-recipes.com/german-spaetzle-recipe.html
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Can't imagine eating past the point where my body's telling me to stop. Ugh!
ReplyDeleteKinda thinking this guy wasn't missed by a lot of folks... :)
ReplyDeleteI thought you might have seen me stuffing my face with peanut M & Ms last night Clarissa, lol! That food must have been damn fine for poor ole Julian...
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Hi again Clarissa. Just visited Ann Best's blog and saw your comment. I do hope your move goes well, oh the pain! You must be so tired, and to have your book coming out too! It's all happening!
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Yikes!
ReplyDeleteI know it's not, but this makes me think of Monty Python's Meaning of Life with Mr. Creosote exploding after eating one more wafer.
Another great story! I agree, you should put them all together in a book.
ReplyDeleteI haven't a clue on this one, sounds horrible though
I don't think I'll look at eating in the same way--for a while!
ReplyDeleteThe Golden Eagle
The Eagle's Aerial Perspective
reminds me of Monty Python first, and the movie Seven second.
ReplyDeleteAnd that is just horrifying about the neti pot.
I did a double take and had to make sure I was reading correctly when I saw that Death by Overeating was based on events that happened to a woman from DeSoto Parish and a man from Bernard Parish. You may already know that I am from Louisiana, but I seldom hear or read about events occurring in DeSoto Parish. DeSoto is a small rural parish just South of Shreveport. I am an assistant district attorney there for about eight years.
ReplyDeleteJulien Offray de La Mettri--a banquet held in his honor in 1751. He had cured the French ambassador of an illness. Julien ate too much, got some sort of gastric illness, became delirious and died.
ReplyDeleteI thought he would die from choking due to overeating. Man, what a sad way to die.
ReplyDeleteYikes. I didn't think it was possible.
ReplyDeleteThe word glutton comes to mind - and I'm seeing the scene from Seven also.
ReplyDelete.......dhole
What an unfortunate way to go. What I see is the lesson of stopping while you're ahead.
ReplyDeleteUgh. I think I came close a few times, especially during Christmas dinner...
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